Although Amanda had been doing most of her cooking and eating at home, she realized she still had apples in her crisper drawer. Knowing they were soft and mushy (overly gross), she knew she needed to get rid of them. The organic recycling was the obvious choice, but Amanda finds the obvious choices to be boring.
Two weeks later, Amanda's sink is clogged on both sides. After attempting to find the clog by removing and replacing all of the pipes under the sink, she realizes she must call a drain person.
Since Amanda is still working at home, making an appointment is easy.
It was great to have the drain person in her house because she used it as an excuse to get out of a meeting break out room. It, however, became unnerving when the drain person yelled "Damn, I've never seen this before... you have an apple tree growing in your drain."
Amanda knew what to do. As soon as the drain person left, she emptied her piggy bank into the garbage disposal...
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