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True Story (FBC #15)

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This morning at least three students came running around the corner and around an administrator who stood in the hall with a big ass grin on his face.  He did not speak to any of the boys sprinting down the hall.  I, and two other teachers standing in the hall, asked the boys to slow down (walk!).  The administrator (I use this term loosely) did nothing.  When most of the boys slowed down, one kept running towards me as I stood in the middle of the hallway.  At that point I yelled (loudly and with authority) the administrator's last name, "DumbAss (not his real last name)!"  I continued to point at the student and clearly stated (perhaps more yelling), "Take care of him."  True story.  Later in the day I had a conversation about his performance (or lack thereof) with two of the three other administrators.  Of course it came as no surprise to either of them, but I felt the need to share.  I also shared that I would rather not have him in our hallway than have him stand at the end of the hall with a grin on his face doing NOTHING.  

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LH said…
I love this Hey Girl Ryan Gosling thing that I only just recently learned about.

I'm getting what you're saying with this anecdote. Big time.
7:38 AM
KC said…
The Hey Girl made me laugh so hard. I went to the website and read some other funny ones. Thank you!
6:46 AM
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