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Eat Cake

First let me explain the irony of the following situation. The person I am having the conversation with is five inches taller than me and twenty pounds lighter.

Fellow Colleague: You need to put some meat on your bones.

M: I wish.

FC: No seriously

M: Yeah, I'll go home and eat a cake.

FC: Something substantial

M: With the Crisco frosting, the whole cake

Although I know the truth about my weight, and the scale continues to remind me, it made me feel a little giddy for a brief period of time between sneezing and blowing my nose.

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